Soccer Fever and Drugs in South America

Soccer fever has gripped most of the world, and secrets are surfacing explaining the reasons South American teams are taking over the tournament.  We received the news that South American doctors have been giving a new drug to professional players that is directly contributing to the rise of South American soccer’s new generation of player.

two coming?

Insiders from Argentina have stated that Diego Maradona’s son is playing under an alias.  Here is a picture of his mom, while pregnant with the star’s son, Rico.  You may not notice at first, but it was a double pregnancy.  Somehow Argentina’s medical team came up with a way to splice in a football.  Yes, Rico was born with a twin, which everyone in the family called “Goal!”

Our reports state that at least 17 players were born to fathers from south and central American teams, all as twins.  Records we have received are vague, but pesos have loosen the tongues of the midwives (comadronas) in several cities, revealing that not only have the star players taken to this new medicinal preparation but that many more children are being born with accompanying soccer ball brothers.

Below are two of the pictures we have obtained:

The drug Milopheneball was recoded as the substance described by the doctors as still under study.


Mother and Babies


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